Miranda Long
Miranda Long is my bestest friend in el universo...
Pros
- wicked smaht
- kind like boar
- most cutest and beautiful
- Funnykins
- supportive of the mentally insane
- talented writer and educator
Cons
- smells of ham
- talented at drawing fat hoff
- doesn't like being kidnapped in my attic
- lured rattigan from his den
- ate 1 mil gomoku stones (not food)
- fruitfly
