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Mirandalo

miranda "entertainment" long (also known as "MEL," The Mellionaire, [honey]ham, mirandalo, and marinara) is my bestest friend in el universo...



miranda is a wonderful creature that i cherish deeply. read more about her below



Origin Story

miranda and i became friends during an art class when we were 15 and 16 years old and she was forced to listen to my moronic babbling for 90 minutes every other day. we have been friends ever since


About Miranda

miranda is a beautiful gal that is 11 months older than me and one inch shorter than me. she is very passionate about english and has been a prolific writer her entire life. as a young lass, she used to write stories four sentences at a time in a calculator. we aren't yet sure what disease this act is indicative of. some miranda favorites are as follows: her favorite character is tsukishima kei from haikyuu!, her favorite actor is ryan gosling, and her favorite singer is ariana grande


Miranda Qualities

miranda is a very intelligent and passionate individual who feels things very deeply. she is very hardworking and as a result of her extreme Passion, puts herself fully into everything she does. this quality is one that makes her such a good writer, in my humble opinion. aside from that, she's also funny in the same inane way that i am and a good conversationalist in a way i probably am not. she's super curious by nature and has taught me a lot about how one should go about asking questions... i enjoy the time i get to spend with her and deeply appreciate that she is such a constant part of my life. all people latently desire a miranda long but not everyone deserves one................ Truth



Pros

  • wicked smaht
  • kind like boar
  • most cutest and beautiful
  • Funnykins
  • supportive of the mentally insane
  • talented writer and educator
  • "Cute" at photo editing
  • loves to hear my inane ramblings
  • keeps me company at all hours of the day

Cons

  • smells of ham
  • talented at drawing fat hoff
  • doesn't like being kidnapped in my attic
  • lured rattigan from his den
  • ate 1 mil gomoku stones (not food)
  • fruitfly
  • made albert cry and turn into a cat
  • mentioned her future hypothetical wedding whilst rejecting a suitor
  • really good at saying words that sound eerily close to slurs (on accident though)
  • they call her ICE (pro?)
  • THE WRETCHED [censored to abide by local censorship laws]