Mirandalo
miranda "entertainment" long (also known as "MEL," The Mellionaire, [honey]ham, mirandalo, and marinara) is my bestest friend in el universo...
hi
Pros
- wicked smaht
- kind like boar
- most cutest and beautiful
- Funnykins
- supportive of the mentally insane
- talented writer and educator
Cons
- smells of ham
- talented at drawing fat hoff
- doesn't like being kidnapped in my attic
- lured rattigan from his den
- ate 1 mil gomoku stones (not food)
- fruitfly