sentences never before spoken
- me in the year i was born minus 102: Fallin Fallin Fallin
- the contestants are ftm celsius and eddy mame
- lets pretend we don’t exist, let’s pretend we’re yogurtslavia
- im lowkey bootfooting this jigleg
- me if i was jean val jean in 2022: i stole a loaf of Brad
- can i get the glue sam and eggs with a side of AA ron
- prohibitionist in the 1920s: we don’t serve jigfoot to ANYONE
- me and the purple pringo tricked on a troll so bad it had to retreat to the shower to cut some mushrooms
- girl if you don’t agamemnon your mouth, i’ll odysseus it for you
- not only was he a frog, he was bootfooting my jigleg
- eddy mame if he was your boss: can you do a market analysis of local bean spaces?
- saltquarter? more like old bay sacagawea coin
- can it get more yagoerotic?
- you don’t practice santeria but you do have a crystal ball, like yasuhiro, who stole a loaf of bread
- i have a sweet tooth. actually i have 32. just kidding! i’m gonna go revel in the beauty of the mundane
- bootfoot son or jigleg daughter
- they put me behind a chloroform generator at citibank
- stealing candy from babies to posthumously sully my reputation
- put your banana in a solo cup and JUST WATCH.
- i sold my girlfriend to the night for cheese and then bought a jacket made of meat then i ran out of money so i stole a loaf of bread
- back in NAM, we did not have butter substitutes. only drugies got real butter!
- we're so close we're eternally jigged at the spotless foot
- i need to visit the jeff to my mutt to bet on horses at the monomono yachine
- daddy warbucks couldnt sauce me that band
- in the history of primordial jig
- this is lowkey like a horse carcass that has only been kicked once and it's bruised but not quite a contusion
- you know what you have to do: back to the bar to find the elf with a butterfly stitched to its mouth which will lead you to your precious little omega
- they just wanna have gout because they think its the next labubu
