sentences never before spoken



  1. me in the year i was born minus 102: Fallin Fallin Fallin
  2. the contestants are ftm celsius and eddy mame
  3. lets pretend we don’t exist, let’s pretend we’re yogurtslavia
  4. im lowkey bootfooting this jigleg
  5. me if i was jean val jean in 2022: i stole a loaf of Brad
  6. can i get the glue sam and eggs with a side of AA ron
  7. prohibitionist in the 1920s: we don’t serve jigfoot to ANYONE
  8. me and the purple pringo tricked on a troll so bad it had to retreat to the shower to cut some mushrooms
  9. girl if you don’t agamemnon your mouth, i’ll odysseus it for you
  10. not only was he a frog, he was bootfooting my jigleg
  11. eddy mame if he was your boss: can you do a market analysis of local bean spaces?
  12. saltquarter? more like old bay sacagawea coin
  13. can it get more yagoerotic?
  14. you don’t practice santeria but you do have a crystal ball, like yasuhiro, who stole a loaf of bread
  15. i have a sweet tooth. actually i have 32. just kidding! i’m gonna go revel in the beauty of the mundane
  16. bootfoot son or jigleg daughter
  17. they put me behind a chloroform generator at citibank
  18. stealing candy from babies to posthumously sully my reputation
  19. put your banana in a solo cup and JUST WATCH.
  20. i sold my girlfriend to the night for cheese and then bought a jacket made of meat then i ran out of money so i stole a loaf of bread
  21. back in NAM, we did not have butter substitutes. only drugies got real butter!
  22. we're so close we're eternally jigged at the spotless foot
  23. i need to visit the jeff to my mutt to bet on horses at the monomono yachine


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