• scream vi (2023)
  arya: "it was ok. i dont like nostalgia baiting" (★★★ 1/2)
  zach: (★★★★)
  notes: neither of us had seen any of the other scream movies at that point, so we were pretty lost referenec wise. enjoyable nonetheless. erick was also there and he fell asleep
• saw (2004)
  arya: "me at the deftones concert"
  notes: we enjoyed it. this was the start of saw summer
• saw 2 (2005)
  arya: "adam might still be alive guys"
  notes: this is my favorite saw movie, but i think arya liked it too(?)-- eric matthews' "WHERE TO NOW!" lives on
• saw 3 (2006)
  arya: "aw man"
  notes: i think we agreed this one was a little worse than the other two. also im pretty sure this is the point where arya started calling amanda "joanna"
• saw 4 (2007)
  arya: "only 2 more movies til the return of larry"
  notes: she was surpised to see scott patterson and called him luke danes the entire time
• saw 5 (2008)
  arya: "as every saw movie progresses i just ask myself. why am i supposed to care" (★ 1/2)
  notes: i wanna say we spent most of this movie talking about lip injections
• saw 6 (2009)
  arya: "at least it was better than saw 5!"
  notes: the review speaks for itself
• oppenheimer (2023)
  arya: "this movie was foot this movie jigged this movie was slurpen fuckjng gay"
  zach: "25% jigged 50% foot 25% slurpengay"
  notes: we watched this at the drive in and deliriously talked through it, so i dont think we retained anything. our friend erick was trying to earnestly watch the movie so we impeded him pretty badly. i also fell asleep at some point. this movie was the birth of the foot/jigged/slurpengay rating scale
• barbie (2023)
  arya: "i think i just dislike women" (★★)
  zach: "slurpen fucking gay" (★★★)
  notes: we watched this movie for free during someone's birthday. i dont think the movie's messaging really landed with either of us and we were also probably not really the target demographic
• saw 3D (2010)
  arya: "too much gib not enough hoff" (★)
  zach: "dont talk to me before ive had my morning hoffee" (★)
  notes: this movie sucks.
• jigsaw (2017)
  arya: "zero stars didnt even have hoffman"
  zach: "Wgat the cherub."
  notes: we spent most of this movie talking about how bad it was
• abraham lincoln vs. zombies (2012)
  arya: "lincoln's mole swells with passion" (1/2)
  zach: "its a tunic" (1/2)
  notes: lincoln's mole swells with passion, lincoln's mole swells with verve, etc.
• mean girls (2024)
  arya: "i went on discount tuesday and i STILL WANT MY MONEY BACK." (1/2)
  zach: (1/2)
  notes: i dont think the jokes really landed with either of us... this movie marked the start of a beautiful few months of eating frozen yogurt and seeing a movie every week or so
• night swim (2024)
  arya: "this movie is unrealistic because no one peed in the pool" (1/2)
  zach: "tripping off the goop" (1/2)
  notes: this movie really sucked and was like a gopro advertisement.. it wasnt even that enjoyable. i also threw up after watching this movie (unrelated)
• shrek (2001)
  arya: "if your girls eating weedratt that's not your girl... that's weedratt" (★★★★)
  zach: "weedratt" (★★★★)
  notes: we watched this at the drive in and kept saying weedratt the entire time. great outing
• amelie (2001)
  arya: "and the oscar goes to: Suicidal Goldfish" (★★★★ 1/2)
  zach: (★★★★★)
  notes: awesome movie but we did get shushed during the previews for some reason????
• saw (2004), again
  arya: "if you add the rule of homoeroticism you'd be cooked by minute 5"
  zach: "i understand the homoeroticism now"
  notes: we played the saw drinking game with this one and got really drunk like 15 minutes in... this was our last hurrah before arya left for japan
• didi (2024)
  arya: "most buttery film of 2024" (★★★★★)
  zach: (★★★★★)
  notes: film so good we talked about it over yogurt for the next few days
• whisper of the heart (1995)
  arya: "this is an autobiographical film" (★★★★)
  zach: "que sweet" (★★★★)
  notes: cute movie and very reminiscent of arya's life, if you can believe that